Blue Birthday

This time, there will be one less storey on her fluffy birthday’s cake unlike previous one. This time, there will be one less 1000 Rs. note tucked into her garland i.e. self-claimed “token of love and affection of her followers”. This time, there will be fewer monuments of her and her idols that is 2400 Cr. worth in total. There will be less blue lightening around her so-small bungalow that fetches 20 cr. maintenance budgets every year. 

So Ms. Mayavati decided to celebrate her birthday miserly and soberly. What a thought, man. So wow!! Maya-show will turn into sober birthday this year; ( read further as keeping electoral commission into mind).

Less sugar, less butter this year for Ma'am Mayawati.

Ms. Mayawati might plan bringing one less ambassador to her expanded well mansion on government premises. She will send helicopter this year to pick up her most favored sandal instead of private-no-passenger-jet; God bless that sandal that became national identity last year. Hopefully, there will be fewer showcase elephant on billboard.  She might release seventh edition of her biography with less paper rolls, illuminating her esteemed power in less elaborate manner. 

Last year, one engineer killed and another bus employee harassed over the critical matter of refusing “Gift-money.” Gift is utmost importance part of any birthday and they should know it better. Two shootouts done by privileged son of her recruited MLA is audible enough to make realize how serious fund raising exercise is for BSP rulers. Under surveillance of EC, Mayawati might plan to accept one less cash voucher heartily gifted by a single lucky-go family.  Ah!! That lucky family.

Besides her birthday, what seems second utmost imperative is protection of her highness and not to forget, statues of her. Specially trained police officers were deployed to keep an eye to protect national crisis i.e. danger for her highness. Keeping birthday in mind, she might think of political agenda again which suppose to surface in few days as elections are few months away and will plan to divide the state into three sweet apple-pies instead of four one. What a comeback finally, better late than never.

Once preparing for IAS exams herself, Mayawati is now powerful adequately to get IAS kids playing Mayawati-ma’am-Mayawati on her birthday bash. Mayawati is true symbolism of enlightenment of dalit power. The first dalit woman chief minister. The perfect emblem of the rise of humble beginning into an extravagance affair.

Hope, this year Electoral commission ignore her birthday’s finances and  will just focus upon cream on the cake.  Hope, this year they don’t dig more, how and how many gift -money has been transacted into whose and whose account. After all, every child has right to play with toys and birthday gifts can be gifted only once-a-year. 

SO Let her party workers get sober glimpse of her and her jewelry. 

Let her peaceful soul concentrate more on bread and butter. Her birthday deserve one grand gala for sure, her birthday which is otherwise known as "aarthik sahayog diwas"; better not to describe in details whose “Aarthink Sahayog”. Loose lips sunk ships!!