Dhishum- Dhishum

Do you wanna fight with me? Fight.... Dhishum-dhishum…..ye mara...wo mara...Ok done. You are feeling better and I am the winner, now let's move on.

Alright!! Enough prologue. Let's come to the point. 

And the punch line of today is - "Democracy is myth." oh yeah!! I said that. A proud citizen of largest democracy of this world.   : P :P ( if anybody knows meaning of this :P :P, then let me know. I just thought it is cool so I included in my post.)

I have all the evidence to prove that democracy is myth. Can throw some graphs, lines, dabbe so and so but some other time.

Aaiye aapko leke chalet hai gatna sthal pae jaha ye dukhad hadsa hua, dekhte hai logo ka kya kahna hai wagera wagera…

Live Reporting by “Khalipili timepass” with Camerawoman pagal

Office canteen premises – A shocking accident has taken place last Saturday. All Chicken hope has drowned on the spot, legs and hands are found thrown in the dustbin and his brain was missing. Investigation teams are trying to figure out the reason of the death but no immediate leads on possible perpetrators but It is suspected that there is hand of insiders.  Tension gripped minds of all slaves, horses & donkeys.

Mrs. Sansanikheej told reporter of Khalipili timepass that if there are any lapses of orders, murderers will kill remaining appetite too.  As per our intelligence committee, prawns, fish & frogs are restricted to enter into premises, if they will come to notice of detective-eye; they will be immediately thrown out of the premises with no further “Sunwaai”. Time to time surveillance will be taken place by murderers that by any chance no innocent meat will trespass.

Alright, if you still confused about the report because I know it is confusing then sidhe sadhe sabdo me WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, Non-vegetarian food has been restricted in our office premises.

Me: So what you think about it?

Chikani Chameli : I think they should define a criteria at the time of interview that you are non-vegetarian or vegetarian.

Chuimui : I think we should go out of the premises, sit at the floor and eat. It should give a right impression of organization. (Anna Inspired lady )

Sheilaji : Because employee accept this dictorialship that is why they declare policies like atom bomb.

Me: So Will you guys stand for it?

Chikani Chameli: (Silence)

Sheilaji: hmmmm

*No fun intended for names, I just randomly named them.

So ye to khabre aaj k liye..Bhad me jaiye kal tak k liye...

Finally you get my drift, right. And yes!! There is one special note attached with the atom bomb directly thrown to our mailbox without any time given bachne k liye that includes benefits of vegetarian diet (Acha hua ji aapne bata diya, aapka ye ahsan ham kabhi nahi bhul payenge) and we employees should take this in the right spirit and help us to strengthen family feeling ji.

So finally point here is not choices between Non-Vegetarian or Vegetarian diet. My point is all revolves around "Organizational ethics & Individual belief.”

And well! Can we accept- if the owner of company is Non-Vegetarian, company should enforce Non-Vegetarian Food for every employee.

Well!! I am all vegetarian. So if you think that I have written all this in frustration, Nopes!! There are many employees in a company and more is their responsibility, rent, bacho ki fees, cable bill, home loan, personal loan, sofa loan, furniture loan, Life loan bla bla bla. They can’t stand sometime but it is not the way an Organization should work.

BECAUSE FOR EVERY HITLER THERE IS ONE WORLD WAR WAITING FOR.

And final point is – Only courage & truth is needed to stand for the right but we have all the wrong reasons for not to stand. Think karna ji think.

Good Night. Take care.