How can you survive you in Virar local trains?!
If this question is with exclamation marks, then let me tell you, I am amongst one of many examples of the survivors. So it happens for sure…this survival thing , every day, every minute, every second, even if you cut the second part in pizza manner (Save some pizzazzs for me, please!!). So yes, finally I am proud of myself. As Darwin bhaiya already had enlightened us of “survival of the fittest”, I can now acclaim myself as fittest and Boost is the secret of my energy. I don’t require any proof further.
And if this is a question without any figment of exclamation, here is all tricks-for-tracks for your intake and guess what!! This is all free, free, free.
1. Wonder about physics. What??!! Oh yeah!! You heard me right and my circuits are functioning very well, although short circuit possibility is always high in my case. So
http://stand-for-a-cause.blogspot.in/2012/03/prove-of-newtons-law-in-virar-train.html
Read this for more tips. I can’t keep repeating tips for you, ok.
2. Observe all the blooming faces around you in train and find any single possibility of similar faces you saw in TV, parliament, movies and similar dramas. Catch any face, compare it with other faces like Digvijay dada, mamta didi, Rajnikant sir, sharad bhaiya, mallika etc. (These relationships are not figment of my Imaginations, don’t you know who am I. You better know) Soon I will launch face comparison software exclusively for local commuters so that you can focus your research rather than hobnobbing with ordinary people.
Who knows one day you may come across Rakhi sawantji or Rahul baba… I heard these days, Rahul baba is travelling in Virar train, finally I am assured that our future is in safe hand, what a hand is his, man!!
3. And if you don’t find any similarity at all, never ever disappoint yourself. Fighting scenes are all-time handy in our trains ji..
They are best entertainer and guess what, you need to throw a single buck to watch the show, it is free and it is omnipresent. So you can pass time by watching a fight going on or otherwise be an inventor of yourself. You know, just to do time pass, no other violent reason. No criminal tendency, it is prohibited by our constitution, only politicians or murderers are allowed to do so.
Some diversion: I just thought of relationship between these two
*This is circle inside circle up to infinity, representing its influence for entire nation.
4. Talk and walk sirji.. Talk to your neighbor about a really dumb actress who has no fashion sense, of a daily soap about what will happen next, you can make your own assumption, some dramatic twist and tale, wild imagination... Who knows? One day you can be a script writer working upon “kahani kab khatam hogi?” for Ekta kapoor?
And don’t be nervous, ajkal to koi bhi kahani likh sakta haiji…wo bhi ekta ji k liye to koi bhi...
5. Chitchat about other’s boyfriends, marriage, relationship, and breakup (Although not in order). I tell you, it is best time pass, we girls usually love to do and it proved most satisfying talk ever we had.
6. Curse everybody…The system, government, Prime Minister, politicians, colleague, Boss, HR, Virar train, Secretary of your building etc. .…..Curse each and everybody for at least 10 minutes.
7. Open economic times and pretend like how well you understand economy, even if you are confused between what is the difference between economics, philosophy or politics.
8. Be hysteric. Scream, scream & scream. To the hell, to get out of the hell. With special effect of “Mar dala, Alla!! Mar dala song.” Just don’t try to dance like MD ( Madhuri dikhshit ) because you will not be having any space to show your latka-jhatakas. Try to be drama queen or drama king or whatever. Get inspire from Rakhi swant or Mamta didi or anybody you worship. What!! You are running to watch next railway budget session. Good start, I must say. See parallely Big boss for betterment of yours.
And here you go, one two three, start, “Bachao, bachao”
9. God forbid me for this suggestion. But what to do, we are curious human being and upar se “Indian” we have all rights to poke our nose in every matter of others which is kinda social service. So just poke your nose to others mobile when they are busy typing cuttie cuttie to their boyfreinds/ girlfreinds. Open your ears too. You know na, what I mean. Pamper yourself with most funny talk of others. What!! What is wrong with that, happiness is right of every human-beings. Stay happy, smile please.
10. And finally FM best hai ji……Ever green haiji.
Well!! 10 is my lucky number so I finish my social service here only (Frankly speaking, I don’t have any more tips so from now onwards 10 is my lucky number).
If this question is with exclamation marks, then let me tell you, I am amongst one of many examples of the survivors. So it happens for sure…this survival thing , every day, every minute, every second, even if you cut the second part in pizza manner (Save some pizzazzs for me, please!!). So yes, finally I am proud of myself. As Darwin bhaiya already had enlightened us of “survival of the fittest”, I can now acclaim myself as fittest and Boost is the secret of my energy. I don’t require any proof further.
And if this is a question without any figment of exclamation, here is all tricks-for-tracks for your intake and guess what!! This is all free, free, free.
1. Wonder about physics. What??!! Oh yeah!! You heard me right and my circuits are functioning very well, although short circuit possibility is always high in my case. So
http://stand-for-a-cause.blogspot.in/2012/03/prove-of-newtons-law-in-virar-train.html
Read this for more tips. I can’t keep repeating tips for you, ok.
2. Observe all the blooming faces around you in train and find any single possibility of similar faces you saw in TV, parliament, movies and similar dramas. Catch any face, compare it with other faces like Digvijay dada, mamta didi, Rajnikant sir, sharad bhaiya, mallika etc. (These relationships are not figment of my Imaginations, don’t you know who am I. You better know) Soon I will launch face comparison software exclusively for local commuters so that you can focus your research rather than hobnobbing with ordinary people.
Who knows one day you may come across Rakhi sawantji or Rahul baba… I heard these days, Rahul baba is travelling in Virar train, finally I am assured that our future is in safe hand, what a hand is his, man!!
3. And if you don’t find any similarity at all, never ever disappoint yourself. Fighting scenes are all-time handy in our trains ji..
They are best entertainer and guess what, you need to throw a single buck to watch the show, it is free and it is omnipresent. So you can pass time by watching a fight going on or otherwise be an inventor of yourself. You know, just to do time pass, no other violent reason. No criminal tendency, it is prohibited by our constitution, only politicians or murderers are allowed to do so.
Some diversion: I just thought of relationship between these two
*This is circle inside circle up to infinity, representing its influence for entire nation.
4. Talk and walk sirji.. Talk to your neighbor about a really dumb actress who has no fashion sense, of a daily soap about what will happen next, you can make your own assumption, some dramatic twist and tale, wild imagination... Who knows? One day you can be a script writer working upon “kahani kab khatam hogi?” for Ekta kapoor?
And don’t be nervous, ajkal to koi bhi kahani likh sakta haiji…wo bhi ekta ji k liye to koi bhi...
5. Chitchat about other’s boyfriends, marriage, relationship, and breakup (Although not in order). I tell you, it is best time pass, we girls usually love to do and it proved most satisfying talk ever we had.
6. Curse everybody…The system, government, Prime Minister, politicians, colleague, Boss, HR, Virar train, Secretary of your building etc. .…..Curse each and everybody for at least 10 minutes.
7. Open economic times and pretend like how well you understand economy, even if you are confused between what is the difference between economics, philosophy or politics.
8. Be hysteric. Scream, scream & scream. To the hell, to get out of the hell. With special effect of “Mar dala, Alla!! Mar dala song.” Just don’t try to dance like MD ( Madhuri dikhshit ) because you will not be having any space to show your latka-jhatakas. Try to be drama queen or drama king or whatever. Get inspire from Rakhi swant or Mamta didi or anybody you worship. What!! You are running to watch next railway budget session. Good start, I must say. See parallely Big boss for betterment of yours.
And here you go, one two three, start, “Bachao, bachao”
9. God forbid me for this suggestion. But what to do, we are curious human being and upar se “Indian” we have all rights to poke our nose in every matter of others which is kinda social service. So just poke your nose to others mobile when they are busy typing cuttie cuttie to their boyfreinds/ girlfreinds. Open your ears too. You know na, what I mean. Pamper yourself with most funny talk of others. What!! What is wrong with that, happiness is right of every human-beings. Stay happy, smile please.
10. And finally FM best hai ji……Ever green haiji.
Well!! 10 is my lucky number so I finish my social service here only (Frankly speaking, I don’t have any more tips so from now onwards 10 is my lucky number).
No comments:
Post a Comment