Sher-lock

SHER - LOCK

I want to sit around the middle and watch my  nose.My nose is getting longer and longer. 

Alright, when was the last time when I made any sense?


Enough “nosing”. I will get to my business. (Apun ko kam k time bhangas nahi mangta, I picked the lingo from a colleague of mine. Cool, na!!) ok, And my business is Sherlock Holmes business. Oh, really. I need 2 more eyes and 2 more years just to understand his methodology. What this man had, a ravan head, 9 eyes, 86 pierced ears or one poking nose. (Numbers are random, don’t dwell much into that, you will get nothing like but Sherlock Holmes will definitely find something out of it. )

Shadow of the games or games of the shadow – whatever it is, I won’t give you precise information how it looks like, I am still pondering over the sequences. Just that I like that bullet shots around trees & Sherlock Holmes troupe. He carries a doctor all the time, Just in case and otherwise a beautiful blond, just in case.


He observes like a scanty dog as he prefers not eating too much and wears his crafty outfits. What the one at the last scene, a comfortable sofa? Hmmmm. He needs a good designer. Manish Malhotra or Sabhyasachi or Sonam Kapoor. I recommend, No Sonam Kappor, she will copy cat one sofa into another one. I liked manish Malhotra bridal collections. You also check it out!!

Arindam Chowdhary awarded by “Rajnikanth Ratna”

JHOOTAKABUTAR PART -2

This year, Indian Government has established the most civilian award named as “Rajnikanth Ratna” as mark of Gratitude to Sir Rajnikanth, who is inspiration for almost all Impossible difficult task. It is awarded to citizens of India to recognize their potential to think beyond the “Impossible”.


Indian Government, that is always blamed for doing nothing since we lazy responsible reporter last checked, is now hoping that this crucial step will douse all the rumors spreaded intentionaly by opposite parties.


“Finally we have proved that intellectuals are always respected in our party”, reitereated infinity times by Mr. Manmohan Singh, echoing the same sound and same flawless foreign accent of Mrs. Gandhi.


Total 5 coveted citizens, each is very skilled and expert in their own domain have been choosen as reported by Mr. Suresh kalmadi, who has given responsibility to make this event grand and world-reknown, after checking his previous records.


Name of these few rare diamonds are:


1. Himesh Reshmiya : No doubt, he is the most audacious singer so far India has been blessed with. His super-duper talent of singing as well as freaking blabber techniques were always stands out even in Sa re Ga ma Challenge hunt.


“With Aap Kaa Surroor - The Real Luv Story, he finally shut all open mouth with his acting skills and established himself as most handsome and most most wanted by beautiful girls in whole India”, one of the exbullient girl fans of him declared with a cute dimple in her red cheeks.



Wikipedia also acclamied him as Music director, Singer, Actor, Television Producer, Lyricist, Film Producer, Script Writer, Distributor bla bla bla. Truly no man can be so all rounder except Mr. Rajnikanthh.


2. Arindam Chowdary – He is showing a very rare light these days to all the youngesters who have forgotten their true path. He inspired them to dare beyond every B-Schiool.



He also refused a crap standard of ranking and devloped their own index to measure talent, his website also quoted - “despite of being invited by various magazines, IIPM has constantly tried to stay out of various B-Schools rankings taken out by them. This stems out of the fact that IIPM believes that its course contents are far superior to those of any other institute in the country.”

Even after this claim, he received praise worth of one entire page dedicated for his institution by almost every big-shot newspaper and that certainly prove his candidature.

Beside this, he knows how to count your chickens before they hatch. This is as close as Sir Rajnikanth’s intellectual who is the only one who knows which comes first chicken or egg?


3. Dhanush: Yeah !! he is the same one who stirred the whole nation with the unsolved mystery ever created by anybody asking “Why this Kolaveri Di?” which confused all the boys and still they found knocking rocking their head against the well.


And for that matter, he is himself Sir Rajnikanth’s Son-in-law so undoubtedly he is the only one who deserve this award, Mrs. Dhanush has explained pateintly to our reporter.

4. A. Raja: He has a long history/ data of his superior accounts which can’t be stored even in yours truly reporter’s PC, his candiatures accolades are beyond the ordinary capacity of ours.


After a very tiring and long process of voting, award was declared and it went to very known & camera friendly hand of Arindam Chowdhary who was very happy and in his extreme happiness, he announced that he will write a book “Discover the Rajnikanth in you” to recognize this honor.


Dhanush was very disappointed with this announcement, he was found saying everywhere that I am damad of Rajnikanthh, this award is whole & sole my property. Sir was not available for comments as he has already flown to Mars where this long awaited event will happen.


We as a active reporters of Jhootakabutar already hired a ship from Vijay malya and soon will update about the event to our loyal readers.